Be My Crunchy Valentine Gift Box

Valentine’s Day, but make it Crunchy

Men… this one’s for you.

If your partner:

• reads ingredient lists like it’s her job
• says things like “I don’t put chemicals on my skin”
• loves old-school, ancestral, non-toxic, traditional things
• rolls her eyes at supermarket soap
• considers “tallow” a green flag, not a red one

Congratulations... You have a crunchy woman.

And yes… Valentine’s Day shopping for her can feel dangerous.

Enter: The Ultimate Crunchy Valentine’s Gift Box

(aka: a gift she’ll actually love)

• Luxury magnetic gift box
• 4 x 100% grass-fed tallow soaps
• Lasts around 8 months (you’re welcome)
• Award-winning artisan chocolates from Aroha Chocolates (romance = handled)
• $10 The Tallow Soapery gift voucher (future you will thank you)

No toxins.
No fake fragrances.
No weird stuff she’ll Google at midnight.

Just traditional, ancestral, skin-loving soap made the old-school way.

Who this gift is PERFECT for:

• Crunchy
• Non-toxic
• All-natural
• Traditional / old-school
• Slightly anti-mainstream
• Appreciates effort (this counts, trust me)

Shipping (so you don’t mess this up):

• Boxes sent Monday 9th February
• Arrive Wednesday 11th (Residential)
• Arrive Thursday 12th (Rural)

Plenty of time to look like an organised, thoughtful legend.

Valentine’s Day, sorted.

• No flowers that die.
• No gifts she’ll politely pretend to like.
• Just soap she’ll use every single day and brag about.

Limited boxes available. Don’t overthink it.